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So I haven’t been on tumblr for the longest time because life and whatnot is getting in the way but are read more not a thing anymore? Or do I have to do some mojo jojo hocus pocus crap which you can’t really do on a phone?????

Bored and can’t sleep……. I need an micro sd card so I can download Skype on my phone……….

Going through my car taking out stuff because my insurance company is coming to take it to an inspection place to see how bad the damage is from being flooded and yeah opened up my middle console to find all my cds in there completed wet……….. Fuck…………..

queenoftheshucks:

chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

I can’t stop laughing

(via wibblywobblytime-ywimey)

My show is on! Yaaaaaaay!

The Almighty Johnsons is on tonight on syfy! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I hate using tumblr on my phone because I forget to put it on standard view and I really don’t see anything………

Can’t wait until this Friday because my favorite New Zealand show is premiering stateside on Syfy at 10pm! If you’re free you should check it out! It’s called The Almighty Johnsons.

johnnie-segment:

daftghost:

treesandfangs:

fuchsimeon:

weinerman-tested:

harryfloorcorn:

HOW WILL I DIE?

FELLATED BY MY FAILURES

Buried alive by Pro Lifers
…there is a huge irony joke somewhere…

"strangled by living"
well then

penetrated by everythingholy shit

"Devoured by life"….



Run over by a cloud……. How???????

johnnie-segment:

daftghost:

treesandfangs:

fuchsimeon:

weinerman-tested:

harryfloorcorn:

HOW WILL I DIE?

FELLATED BY MY FAILURES

Buried alive by Pro Lifers

…there is a huge irony joke somewhere…

"strangled by living"

well then

penetrated by everything
holy shit

"Devoured by life"….

Run over by a cloud……. How???????

My mom had my brother do an ancestory DNA test thing which basically be the same as mine and yeah……. I apparently have DNA from every continent but Antarctica…………..