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I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

I can’t stop laughing

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My show is on! Yaaaaaaay!

The Almighty Johnsons is on tonight on syfy! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I hate using tumblr on my phone because I forget to put it on standard view and I really don’t see anything………

Can’t wait until this Friday because my favorite New Zealand show is premiering stateside on Syfy at 10pm! If you’re free you should check it out! It’s called The Almighty Johnsons.

johnnie-segment:

daftghost:

treesandfangs:

fuchsimeon:

weinerman-tested:

harryfloorcorn:

HOW WILL I DIE?

FELLATED BY MY FAILURES

Buried alive by Pro Lifers
…there is a huge irony joke somewhere…

"strangled by living"
well then

penetrated by everythingholy shit

"Devoured by life"….



Run over by a cloud……. How???????

johnnie-segment:

daftghost:

treesandfangs:

fuchsimeon:

weinerman-tested:

harryfloorcorn:

HOW WILL I DIE?

FELLATED BY MY FAILURES

Buried alive by Pro Lifers

…there is a huge irony joke somewhere…

"strangled by living"

well then

penetrated by everything
holy shit

"Devoured by life"….

Run over by a cloud……. How???????

My mom had my brother do an ancestory DNA test thing which basically be the same as mine and yeah……. I apparently have DNA from every continent but Antarctica…………..

It’s barely pass the beginning of the week and already it’s crap. Here’s hoping my vacation goes better……

mya-the-butt-touch-octopus:

despairinducingprincess:

friedsunnycrayons:

Eyebrow game so FIERCE

ur forgetting somebody

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but guys

I’m glad I read the books because by the time I get to watch Game of Thrones everything that happened is already posted everywhere.

So instead of me being WHAT! Jon Snow got stabbed to death! I’m more like oh they at that part, can’t wait to see how they do it.